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Funniness Religion Jokes
Man: Kip down majbut banana, Bare BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Roll in the hay banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
Beta: Pop apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: judi bola88 Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah daddy ghar me hi setting kar li.
MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orangish Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Equation Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa chaff aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Dada ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
Screw Aur Fix up Man and wife Me Kya Faraq He
Enjoy Wedlock Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Set Wedlock Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)
Genus Raja or Ranee ne ready kiya ki ab baat Roving se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina quat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Ranee boli lack birdcall yaar.
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
Servicing Eye strake khud telephone kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.
Clowning Hindoo Jokes
Ek murgi commercialise gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, \"ek anda dena.\"
Dukaandar bola, \"sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.\"
Murgi boli, \"mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.\"
Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, \"india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.\"
Bhagwan bole, \"mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.\" Aadmi bola,
\"To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.\"
Bhagwan bole, \"sadak single banana hai ya double.\"
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, \"is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
\" Bachche ne kaha, \" pata nahin.\" Teacher ne kaha, \" Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
\" Bachche ne kaha \"Mere pair dekho aur naam batao\".
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
\"aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?\"
Bhagwan bole,\"taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.\"
Aadmi bola, \" to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?\"
bhagwan ne jawab diya, \"taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.\"
ek aadmi ke paas uske restore ka headphone aaya.
Docor ne kaha, \"Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,
aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?\"
aadmi bola, \"pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.\"
Doctor bola, \"good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.\"
Aadmi bola, \"oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?\"
Doctor bola,\"buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye
main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.\"
Reservoir : Hindu Jokes
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